Funny Confucius Quotes [Satirical]
Funny Confucius Quotes That Are Made up But Also Very Popular. He Is One Of The Most Recognized Philosophers In History. He Lived In China In 5 Century A.D. As I Said, These Quotes Are Made Up, But I Think That You Will Find Them Very Funny. Also, Above The Quotes There Are Beautiful Images For Social Sharing.
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Confucius Says Funny

Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy

He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end

Man who keep both feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants

If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be a patient

A butler with no teeth is called an indentured servant

Man who was a dude before marriage is now subdued

Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons
Confucius Says Funny Quotes

Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache

Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets

War not determine who is right, war determine who is left

When called an idiot, better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt

Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner

Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house

Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level
Confucius Joke Quotes

Woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink

Waitress who sit on leper’s lap, keep tip

Man who lay woman on hillside is not on the level

Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion

Man who sneeze without tissue takes matter in own hand

Man with hole in both pockets does not feel too cocky

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly
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Girl who sit on lap of judge, get honorable discharge

Drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts

Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless

Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down

Mother Nature’s best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman

Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs

Man with hard problem usually give it to woman

Optimist is a man who hasn’t had many experiences yet