Funny Confucius Quotes [Satirical]

Funny Confucius Quotes That Are Made up But Also Very Popular. He Is One Of The Most Recognized Philosophers In History. He Lived In China In 5 Century A.D. As I Said, These Quotes Are Made Up, But I Think That You Will Find Them Very Funny. Also, Above The Quotes There Are Beautiful Images For Social Sharing.

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Confucius Says Funny

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Woman who puts detergent on top shelf, jump for Joy

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He who places head in sand, will get kicked in the end

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Man who keep both feet firmly planted on ground have trouble putting on pants

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If you want a pretty nurse, you got to be a patient

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A butler with no teeth is called an indentured servant

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Man who was a dude before marriage is now subdued

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Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ

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He who eats too many prunes, sits on toilet many moons

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Confucius Says Funny Quotes

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Man who put head on Railroad track to listen for train likely to end up with splitting headache

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Banker who sits in freezer, will have frozen assets

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War not determine who is right, war determine who is left

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When called an idiot, better to be quiet than open mouth and remove all doubt

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Man who pushes piano down mineshaft get tone of A flat miner

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Marriage is like game of poker. You start with pair and end with full house

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Man who lay girl on hillside is not on the level

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Confucius Joke Quotes

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Woman who sink in man’s arms, soon have arms in man’s sink

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Waitress who sit on leper’s lap, keep tip

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Man who lay woman on hillside is not on the level

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Man who leap off cliff, jump to conclusion

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Man who sneeze without tissue takes matter in own hand

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Man with hole in both pockets does not feel too cocky

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Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly

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More Funny Jokes And Sayings

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Girl who sit on lap of judge, get honorable discharge

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Drunk man’s words are a sober man’s thoughts

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Baby conceived in back seat of automatic car grow up to be shiftless

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Women are like convertibles, both more fun with their top down

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Mother Nature’s best aphrodisiac is still a naked woman

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Man with hand in bush not necessarily trimming shrubs

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Man with hard problem usually give it to woman

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Optimist is a man who hasn’t had many experiences yet